13 Crazy Old Videogame Ads

On "Revengers of Vengeance" you seek for revenge in return for their vengeance, which came as a revenge of your vengeance, which... nevermind.
The best of all? It's "based on a true story"
(Extreme Entertainment Group - 1993)


 Master your skills, while being an overgrown man-child who's cheating on his girlfriend/mom with a Game Boy
(Interact Games - 1994)


 CYBERpad is capable of making a skeletal human forearm jump out of your TV to strangle you at any moment
(Suncom - circa 1991)


 Got Milk? Then don't blow it out your nose
(Data East - 1995)


Good things will happen... like a baseball breaking your window and hitting you in the head.
(Tecmo - 1994)
 


 The perfect Christmas guest
(Muse - 1982)


 Apparently, nerds get cooler by playing videogames
(Hot-B - 1990)


 Life lesson: Never give your Joystick to an Alligator
(Hot-B - 1990)


Once you start playing the "Zoop" game, it replaces the girl of your dreams, your acne pimples... and such a healthy game is America's largest killer of time.
(Viacom - 1995) 


What's better than golf? ROBOTIC golf of course!
(TOHO - 1993) 


  Tell Santa you have no ballz kid
(PF Magic - 1994)


 "Actual Scream Shot"...
(Universal Interactive Studios - 1992)


 Mortal Kombat "so real it hurts!"
(Midway - 1992)

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