11 Funniest Facebook Status Updates

Some of the funniest Facebook status updates we've seen over the years.

 And that's how you catch a dumbass! Must have been one of the most liked facebook status ever. (Photo)

Jason really needs to learn that you don't have to admit to *everything* on your Facebook page.

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 Cheapest way to exercise ever... Best facebook status ever. 

 Isn't rejection a big pain? Yes, unless you get her pregnant, it seems. (Photo)

Before you cheat, do yourself a favor and actually learn to use Facebook. (Photo)  

Take your time Alex...   

 That sucks... (Photo)  

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 Everyone can get into a collage these days. (Photo)  

She's a genious!   

13 Funny ‘No Parking' Signs

Funniest 'No parking' signs: some of the most curious ways people find to protect their garage. 

 I bet the new No Parking' sign is much more effective than the older one.

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This guy can't say he wasn't warned. (Link)  

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This 'No Parking' sign was spotted in Park Slope, Brooklyn. (Link)  

   

Angry, yet proper. (seen in Torrington, Devon, England). (Link)  

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 This was on the old Island 2000 Trust garage up along the Forest Road, sadly now demolished and gone forever. (Link)  

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 Park here and you will become a sinner.   

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14 Headline Fails

I wonder why.

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 Think of a headline, and, oh, don't forget to write it down into the article... 

 Worst psychics ever. 

 Note: The Diana headline is from the British satirical magazine Private Eye. 'Exclusive to all newspapers' is the giveaway. (Link)

 This journalist can't 'right' very well. (Link)

 Where else could he be? (Link)

 Does this editor believe in reincarnation? 

 Sad news, hilarious headline. (Link)

 The 'Weekly Times' headline and its art department totally failed that week. (Link)

 Ok, maybe some women fantasize about him, but you don't have to be so explicit about it. 

 Safe sex can be dangerous. 

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