You wish!
wut?
George W. Bush is...
"how can i get my... to"
I can tell you why.
Holy shit!
Google is racist.
"google won't search for chuck norris because it knows you don't find chuck norris he finds you."
"I am extremely terrified of chinese people"
"beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"
"i used my mom's vibrator"
Because he is homosex.
"i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight"
