Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

14 Most Stupid Warning Labels

"DO NOT put any person in this washer" 


  "6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS" 


  "Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website) 


 "We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french) 


 "Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellphone) 


  "This product moves when used" (on a Razor scooter) 


"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"


  "Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)


 "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual)


  "Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"


 "All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)


 "Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)


 "Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)


  "Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)

10 Weirdest Taxes People Would Pay

Flush tax



You pee, you poo, you pay. In 2004, the Maryland Legislature took a major step towards protecting the Chesapeake Bay and its tributaries, when it passed what has become known as “the flush tax”.
The bill established the Chesapeake and Atlantic Coastal Bays Restoration Fund to be supported by a $2.50 a month fee on sewer bills and an equivalent $30 annual fee on septic system owners. Utilities customers saw a new line item on their quarterly bills beginning January 1, 2005 for $7.50 per quarter ($2.50 per month). These funds are collected by the County and turned over to the State who distributes the funds to utilities to upgrade wastewater treatment plants to reduce nitrogen discharge which causes algae blooms that harm fish, crabs, native plants and other aquatic life. The revenues from septic tank users are used to upgrade or replace failing septic systems and to provide financial assistance to farmers to help plant cover crops to prevent nutrient runoff from agricultural land. (Link)

Bagels tax



In 2010, New York cracked down on its enforcement of the tax on prepared food, specifically targeting a New York staple: bagels. If you buy a whole bagel and take it home with you, it is exempt from tax. However, if you purchase that same bagel, but eat it at the bagel shop (even without cream cheese), bagel shops must charge sales tax on the purchase price. Apparently, the mere slicing of a bagel kicks your bagel purchase into a taxable transaction. As a result, New Yorkers are paying approximately 8 to 9 cents more per bagel

Hot air balloons tax



In 2010, the Kansas Department of Revenue issued a private letter ruling discussing the taxability of hot air balloon rides. Kansas generally taxes sales of admissions to “any place providing amusement, entertainment or recreation services.” The question was not whether or not balloon rides are entertaining, but whether or not federal law pre-empts the imposition of state sales tax on sales of those rides. Under the Anti-Head Tax Act, 29 U.S.C. Section 40116, states and local jurisdictions are prohibited from imposing fees and charges on airlines and other airport users. The department determined that un-tethered balloon rides where the balloon is actually piloted somewhere “some distance downwind from the launching point” would be considered carrying passengers in air commerce and would be pre-empted by the law. However, state sales tax can be imposed on tethered balloon rides

Catholic tax



In Germany, the church is both a legal tax-raising statutory body as well as a community of faith. A Catholic who objects to paying church tax has to formally leave the church, and is subsequently excommunicated. During the last few decades, the Roman Catholic Church has lost significant number of adherents due to this tax

Crack tax



From 2005 to 2009 in Tennessee, drug dealers were subjected to taxes on the sale of illegal substances. The tax was levied per gram of illegal drugs: $3.50 for marijuana, $50 for cocaine, and $200 for meth and crack cocaine. Dealers were to pay anonymously at the state revenue office. In exchange for which they would receive stamps to affix to their illegal substance. The stamps served as evidence you had paid the tax on the illegal product.

Tennessee has collected more than $6 million from the crack tax, much of which came from confiscated property. In 2006 alone, the state collected $1.8 million

Soul tax



Peter the Great, czar of Russia, imposed a tax on souls in 1718, meaning everybody had to pay it (it's similar to a head tax or a poll tax). Peter was antireligious (he was an avid fan of Voltaire and other secular humanist philosophers), but agreeing with him didn't excuse anyone from paying the tax—if you didn't believe humans had a soul, you still had to pay a “religious dissenters” tax. Peter also taxed beards, beehives, horse collars, hats, boots, basements, chimneys, food, clothing, all males, as well as birth, marriage, and even burial

Tattoo tax



Since 2005, anyone in Arkansas wanting to get an eagle etched on their abs or a nose ring notched in their nostrils will have to pay an additional 6 percent, as the state included tattooing and body piercing in its list of services subject to sales taxes. Electrolysis treatments count, too.

Urine tax



Pecunia non olet ("money does not smell") is a Latin saying. The phrase originally related to the urine tax levied by the Roman emperors Nero and Vespasian in the 1st century upon the collection of urine.

The tax was actually levied on the collection of urine by the toilet operators who sold it on, at great profit, to tanners and cleaners who utilized the liquid's high ammonia content. Perhaps a reintroduction of this admirable recycling of waste products could aid modern sustainable industry practices.

Wig powder tax



In 1795, powdered wigs were all the rage in men's fashion. Desperate for income to pay for military campaigns abroad, British prime minister William Pitt the Younger levied a tax on wig powder. Although the tax was short-lived due to the protests against it, it did ultimately have the effect of changing men's fashions. By 1820 powdered wigs were out of style

Witchcraft tax



Like many countries, Romania is in a recession so it's doing whatever it can to raise revenue. This year, the Romanian government identified a new source of heretofore untaxed profession: witches! Naturally, the witches aren't taking this laying down and are planning to use cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government. Under the law, like any self-employed person, the witches must pay 16 percent income tax and make contributions to health and pension programs.

Also among Romania's newest taxpayers are fortune tellers — but they probably should have seen it coming.

Top 10 Hollywood Child Destroyed Their Future

1. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan made her debut in “The Parent Trap” when she was 11 years old. She started singing as well and was a part of blockbuster hits like “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday”. However, her life started spiraling out of control when she became a part of the party scene in 2007.

2. Britney Spears
Britney Spears was a part of the popular Mickey Mouse Club as an eleven year old and became a celebrity overnight when her first album released in 1998. Her subsequent albums were very successful as well and she managed to remain on top till 2007. This is the year she had a very public breakdown was forced to admit herself into a psychiatric ward.

3. Danny Bonaduce
Danny Bonaduce was a part of the popular show “Partridge Family”. However, the star was quite confused about his career after the show ended and found himself living out of a car. He was arrested twice and admitted that he was addicted to drugs.

4. Brad Renfro
This kid actor grew up well and was doing okay until the year 2000 when he was arrested with his friend for stealing a massive yacht. Renfro was also involved with drugs and spent about 10 days in prison. He died at 25 from a heroin overdose.

5. Bobby Driscoll
Bobby Driscoll was envied by children everywhere when at 13, he was doted on by Disney and managed to bag a mini Oscar. Producers started saying away from him after he got arrested at 18 as he was greatly involved with drugs. Driscoll died of an overdose in 1968.

6. Dana Plato
Dana Plato started starring in big commercials at seven and became a part of “Different Strokes” 7 years later. She got pregnant at 20 and was made to leave the show. She got arrested in 1991 and spent a month in jail in 1992. She died at 35 after overdosing on prescription drugs.

7. Todd Bridges
Todd Bridges was a part of “Different Strokes” as well. He was arrested four times but managed to get acquitted every time. He decided to turn over a new leaf after 1997 and started speaking to teenagers about drug abuse.

8. Scotty Beckett
He was a part of “Our Gang” as a child and “Rocky Jones, Space Ranger” as an adult. He got arrested in 1954 and spent over 120 days in prison. He got arrested several times over the next few years and also tried to kill his neighbor. He died at age 39.

9. Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson bagged an impressive spot on the music chars at age 11 when he was a part of the Jackson 5. His career sky-rocketed further as he grew older but the media noticed that he was not all that ‘normal’. What’s more, he was arrested on the grounds that he sexually molested a 13-year old boy. Even though he was not found guilty, his future was tarnished forever.

10. Robert Blake
Robert Blake became a part of the glamorous industry when he was 3 years old. However, his father abused him repeatedly which is what caused him to abuse drugs at a later age. He was a part of the successful show “Baretta” and got married in 2000. His wife died a year later and he was connected with her death