10 Useless Talents

Mr. Professional Farter
Paul Oldfield, a former train driver and now known as Mr. Methane claims to be only professional farter. He discovered his ability to take, retain and expel the air from his rear while doing yoga with his sister. In the beginning, it was nothing but a party trick to amuse his fellow drivers but ultimately Mr. Methane found that he could produce basic tune by controlling it carefully. (Link)




 
Balls Of Steel
 A Shaolin monk named, Yong Hsueh appeared on the Chinese adaptation of “Britain’s Got Talent” to show his talent to get kicked on his crotch without suffering any kind of pain which can make a normal person remember his mommy. Male members of the cross-legged audience watched in stun to see the monk smiling after every blow. After his speechless demonstration, he told the audience about this ancient art practiced to protect and strengthen the genital organs of a male to lessen the chance or their injury. (Link)





The Eye Popper
 This 48 year old Brazilian, Claudio Pinto can pop both of his eyes 95% out of their sockets without harming his eyes. He has gone under various tests and surprised many doctors, and even eye specialists say that they have never heard of seen any human who can pop his eyes this much. He considers it as a gift from god and an easy way to make money by popping out his eyes by four centimeter. (Link)





Zhang, The Clapper
 Zhang Quan, 70 years old is eager to get his name written in world record books with help of his amazing clapping talent which measured 107 decibels, just few decibel lower than spinning blades of helicopter. Sadly, he doesn’t know where to practice this talent as local environment protection official says that people can register arrest warrant for creating noise pollution if he keeps on clapping too often. (Link)





Multitasking Tapan
  Meet Tapan Dev, a college graduate from India, who has the amazing talent to write in 4 Indian languages at the same time. Recently, he has also learned to write with a pen in his mouth, nose, hair, ear and maybe his genitals. He considers this talent as the key to break through the monotony of his daily life and earn some easy money. 





Milkman Ilker
  Ilker Yilmaz is ready to set a world most wacky world record with the help of his talent to squirt out milk from his eyes. The Turkey based construction worker can squirt milk about 9.2 feet away from his left eye after loudly snorting it up by his nose and hopes that it will get recognized as a new record. (Link)





Coke Guy
  Everybody love coke, but this guy’s love for coke gives a rise to a new talent. Francisco Domingo Joaquim can stretch his rubbery mouth to an enormous 6.69 inch as well as fit a coke can in it, sideways. This stupid talent becomes the ticket to his entry in Guinness World Records for having such a rubbery mouth and is considered as the world’s weirdest record too. (Link)





The Professor Who Can Draw a Perfect Freehand Circle
  Various people show their talents using skills and people who can’t do the same, come up with something nerdy. Alexander Overwijk, who is a professor in a reputed high school, has a stupid talent of drawing a perfect freehand circle of 1 meter in diameter in less than a second and thinks this talent will be the key to his fame.





Most Bras Unhooked In One Minute
  This talent is not just stupid, it is weird and it is perverted too! Two guys battled on Guinness Book Records to see who gets the stunning title of “most unhooked bras” in under a minute, they both win. For the record, by unhooking 56 brassieres a guy named Thomas won the battle!





Mr Flexible
  The most amazing thing about this person can be his tattooed back, bulging eyes, semi-naked body or perhaps those twin black pegs which are skewered through his nipples or maybe the fact that he is trying to pass his body through a tennis racquet (strings removed) which is 10 inches in diameter. He is one of the contortionists in La Clique and has this very awesome, coolest and stupidest talent to show it to world.

 
 

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